I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Come on in and take your pants off
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