i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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