absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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