drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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