you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
