I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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