you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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