Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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