i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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