nut hugger
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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