where am i from again
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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