At least make sure they are 18
Why
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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