Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
OPIZZABONMYDICK
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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