We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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