i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
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