talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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