Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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