the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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