This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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