well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
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