what if I'm pregnant?
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perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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