I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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