so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Shame - the story of my life.
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