My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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