The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
do herpes really smell.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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