He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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