he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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