I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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