he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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