this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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