Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
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