no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
i think im in europe. pls send help
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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