thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
