No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
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