She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize