Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
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