Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
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