me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
she pinky promised me she was 18
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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