You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
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