I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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