i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
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