I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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