He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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