Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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