Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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