She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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