That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
You don't have asthma, your pregnant
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
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