I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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