Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I am puke
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Randomize
