He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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