They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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