Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Girls should come with a carfax report
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Randomize
