No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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