whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
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I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
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