Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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