was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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