what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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